Elkoholic

A noun meaning .... One who loves, Elk the large deer like animal, (Wapiti) mostly found in western United States. An Elkoholic, studies elk and their habits constantly, learns to mimic their sounds, and waits all year for the season they can hunt and kill the animal they most revere. They almost always are seekers of trophies and somehow bestow admiration on other Elkoholics that posses large, impressive, specimens of the animal. Most do plan to eat the animal they hunt, so it is alright with the world. Elkoholics probably have replaced Mastdonoholics, for obvious reason, (and thankfully so.) I must admit to Elkoholism.

Elkoholic may also be used as an adjective, to describe a condition of containing many Elk. (Such as) This spot in the forest certainly appears Elkoholic.

Danial talks constantly about his hunting of elk; so much so it seems he is hoping to become considered an Elkoholic.

by BuckskinBuggy November 5, 2010

Egoholic

A person so narcissistic, they are addicted to self admiration similarly to the addiction of alcohol.

Mick persuaded those german girls for a threeway. The guys a raving egoholic.

by Frank Lampard. July 8, 2012

Ecoholic

When someone becomes obsessed or addicted to being eco-friendly.

Jen: No! Don't buy that water bottle! It will just end up in landfills! How could you do that to our planet? That is not right! I don't know if we can even be friends anymore!

Emily: Calm yourself! I didn't even buy it yet. Don't be such an ecoholic.

by asdfghjklloveyoubetty August 17, 2011

emoholic

Somebody who has a sexual attraction to emos, emo hair, eyeliner eyes, amazing jawlines
Or all of the above

emo emo hair emo jawline emo eyes emo-ness

Ed: UGH JOHNNIE GUILBERT IS SO FRIGGEN HAWT
Cat: EXCUSE ME, WHAT ABOUT ALEX DORAME ? HAVE YOU SEEN HER JAWLINE ??
Me: SHUT UP GUYS, * shows picture of Sarah Christine fowler*
Ed&cat&me: MARRY ME SENPAI YOUR SO KAWAIII 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Normal person: can you guys shut up ! Stupid emoholic retards
Me: shut up, go listen to dustbin beaver!

by Jaythekiller December 14, 2015

emoholic

Someone who is addicted to being emo.

"I can't stand being around Katie, she's such an emoholic!"

by Katie Gassman December 24, 2009

Evoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing Evony.

hello my name is diggz and im an evoholic

by John Doe-2 June 28, 2011

elcoholism

ailment caused by extreme infatuation with a certain blonde. symptoms include being welsh, a twin, or growth of eyebrows. there is no cure as such but a way to stave off the craving is to drug the object of your obsession and have your way with her.

There is also another minor form commonly experienced by 14 year olds, although less direct it does require much stalking to fix.

"Look at that elcoholic"
"Elcoholism is a crime"

by Spainy May 19, 2004