erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

erection injection by skankweasel October 6, 2016

erection infection 

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

erection infection by tonto1 October 27, 2011

erection injector 

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

erection injector by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

One Direction Erection Infection 

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

One Direction Erection Infection by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

Injection Ejection by forcefedmark March 27, 2011

Election Infection 

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

Election Infection by Now U No October 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019