The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

Erectile Malfunction by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020

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erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

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Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

Errectile Malfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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