equidick

A penis that is neither a standard penis, nor a chode, but rather something in between - it is precisely as long as it is wide. Equidicks are rarely consistently equidicks, over the course of a day they often vary from one's standard penis to a chode, depending on the owner's diet and water retention.

equidick by Kurt Stubenvoll March 15, 2003

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equidickstant

When one girl has slept with two guys and she has carnal knowledge that they have the same penis size.

I banged Simon and Matt and though Matt had better technique, I brought my tape measure and in Simon's defense, they are equidickstant.

equidickstant by queenbee77 January 4, 2015

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equidrickus

a random name given to a fake induvial to cover up ones falsehood

friend 1: we've been invaded
friend 2: really? by who
friend 1: equidrickus

equidrickus by spingbob May 22, 2025

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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