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The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone “Attention in the War Room for brief!”
"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"
Exelon-ed by nukelife May 4, 2021
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expelyouranus 

Harry Potter <grunting>: Ungh...Ungh. EXPELYOURANUS!
<sound effect>: Ploop!
expelyouranus by Ben Chott July 19, 2011

Expelliarmus

Disarms another's wand from Harry Potter.

From latin, it is clear that it means to "expel" the "arms" as in the weapons.
"Expelliarmus!" - Harry Potter.
Expelliarmus by h4xnoodle December 28, 2007

expelled 

You are expelled for getting in a fight and being piss drunk in public last night.
expelled by ptc. September 5, 2006

Expelianus 

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.
Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.
Expelianus by desotobear August 1, 2013

Eppelneckaphy 

A rare disorder when the neck is biologically indeterminate from the rest of the head and the body. A rare form of elephantitis.
Did you see that no neck motherfucker. I believe the medical term is eppelneckaphy
Eppelneckaphy by notbdamarooks January 31, 2021