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epxel by epxel January 31, 2021
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The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone “Attention in the War Room for brief!”
"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"
Exelon-ed by nukelife May 4, 2021
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expelyouranus 

The spell Harry Potter shouts when taking a shit.
Harry Potter <grunting>: Ungh...Ungh. EXPELYOURANUS!
<sound effect>: Ploop!
expelyouranus by Ben Chott July 19, 2011

Expelliarmus

Disarms another's wand from Harry Potter.

From latin, it is clear that it means to "expel" the "arms" as in the weapons.
"Expelliarmus!" - Harry Potter.
Expelliarmus by h4xnoodle December 28, 2007

expelled 

To be thrown out of school for 365 days.
You are expelled for getting in a fight and being piss drunk in public last night.
expelled by ptc. September 5, 2006

Expelianus 

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.
Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.
Expelianus by desotobear August 1, 2013

Eppelneckaphy 

A rare disorder when the neck is biologically indeterminate from the rest of the head and the body. A rare form of elephantitis.
Did you see that no neck motherfucker. I believe the medical term is eppelneckaphy
Eppelneckaphy by notbdamarooks January 31, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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