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The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone “Attention in the War Room for brief!”
"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"
Exelon-ed by nukelife May 4, 2021
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expelyouranus 

Harry Potter <grunting>: Ungh...Ungh. EXPELYOURANUS!
<sound effect>: Ploop!
expelyouranus by Ben Chott July 19, 2011

Expelliarmus

Disarms another's wand from Harry Potter.

From latin, it is clear that it means to "expel" the "arms" as in the weapons.
"Expelliarmus!" - Harry Potter.
Expelliarmus by h4xnoodle December 28, 2007

expelled 

To be thrown out of school for 365 days.
You are expelled for getting in a fight and being piss drunk in public last night.
expelled by ptc. September 5, 2006

Expelianus 

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.
Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.
Expelianus by desotobear August 1, 2013

Eppelneckaphy 

A rare disorder when the neck is biologically indeterminate from the rest of the head and the body. A rare form of elephantitis.
Did you see that no neck motherfucker. I believe the medical term is eppelneckaphy
Eppelneckaphy by notbdamarooks January 31, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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