A person who can only grasp a tiny flicker of brilliance because they refuse to allow truth to enter their mind, and believing they are enlightened, must turn to fanatacism for comfort and praise.

Guy 1: "I had an epiphany this morning about my friend."

Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"

Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."

Guy 2: "How's that?"

Guy 1: "Because, everyone who ever said something I didn't like, was crazy"

Guy 2: "No, you probably just didn't understand it because you are epiphanatical"

Epiphanatic by your liberator January 18, 2011

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epiphanastic

when something is so fantastic it gives you an epiphany.

Hey, Larry, that poem you wrote about jogging is epiphanastic!

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Epiphalation

A word to describe an epiphany (you realize a solution or answer to a question) and at the same time is a revelation to the problem area, business challenge or area of study. It introduces a new way of thinking.

While trying find a new way to serve our clients, one of our retail clerks had an epiphalation for a new smartphone application. epiphany revelation discovery

Epiphalation by Ace Hypernest February 27, 2017

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epiphanautical

A brilliant realization that occurs during an epiphany

You have to learn how to spell epiphany before you can spell Epiphanautical.

I just had an Epiphanautical revelation!

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epiphanetically

in the course of, or following, an epiphany

Even epiphanetically, it is not too late to figure out that you're doing something wrong and to save your sinking titanic

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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