epic metal

Metal with lyrics relating to dragons, unicorns, swords, etc., such as Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Dragonforce.

Epic metal makes me want to play D&D

by Kraut! May 11, 2006

epic metal chick

any female who listens to any form of heavy metal,
very atractive
purly EPIC
not a bitch nor slut
does not act like the world revolves around them

not annoying
usualy smart dude freindly

stephen: ey, u know that girl lauren

antonio: yeah, why?

stephen: shes an epic metal chick

antonio: what does she listen to?

stephen:SLAYER and LED ZEPPLIN!

by s0urstopsign July 30, 2010

epic power metal

also known as E.P.M, is a style brought about when melodic metal fuses with extreme metal(speed and power metal fused). the first origin of epic power metal came from the band "Dragonforce", when experts didnt have a way to describe their combonation of ambiant breakdowns, break-neck solos, heavy gallops, melodic singing, and seemingly undefinable lyrics. most epic power metal songs include a great amount of speed, organization, wide octive vocals, twin guitar solos, heavy bridges, and usually from 6 to 10 mins long. and are meant to give one the sense of epicness or disbelief.

"hey u guys wanna listen to some......EPIC POWER METAL!!!"

by makeyan April 3, 2009

Epic Meal Time

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.

I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!

by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2010

Epic Meal Time

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.....

and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips......epic meal time.

by mellz0rthekilljoy May 14, 2011

Epic Meal Time

A combination of the worlds finest foods (bacon,chocolate,burgers,cheese,and bacon slices) with the worlds finest booze (Jack Daniels) and the endless creations those can bring in one amazing video which will never cease to amaze and tantalize you're taste buds. Bringing never ending bacon slices and shot after shot of JD's to you're hater dreams.

Harley:Here in Epic Meal Time we're bringing you more Bacon slices and Jack Daniels. Enough to change the game. Whatchu know about breakfast haterz?

by Loganepicmealfan September 24, 2011

Epic Mealtime

A famous YouTube show/channel about some middle-age men that are cooking up dishes beyond your wildest imagination. The world's biggest quadruple-laired burger..with bacon? 5 Tortillas wrapped within 10 other Tortillas...with bacon? You name it, they've/ll do(ne) it.

Harley: EPIC MEALTIME ON SOME CHOCOLATE CANDY SH*T! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE, HATER?!

Viewer: *opens a can of tuna*..T_T

by YoungRassi July 23, 2011