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epav

Pronounced: EE-pahv (like "E" + "pav" as in "pavement" without the "ment")Definition (Urban Dictionary style)Epav (verb) To masturbate, especially in a dedicated, focused, or prolonged session. Synonymous with "gooning" or "goon maxxing."

To enter a state of blissful, brain-melt goonery; to edge or stroke for an extended period while losing track of time and responsibilities.

Origin
Coined in a private Discord server by user Carmine. The word started as pure nonsense/silliness and quickly became the group's euphemism for gooning. It was officially added to Urban Dictionary by Cleo.

"Bro where have you been for the last 3 hours?"
"Sorry I was epaving hard to that new playlist."
"I’m not texting anyone tonight, I’m about to epav maxx."
"He said he was ‘just taking a quick shower’ but we all know he was epaving."
"Epav responsibly kids… or don’t. We don’t judge here."

epav by Epav July 15, 2026

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

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Ajumma wait a moment

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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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