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Pronounced: EE-pahv (like "E" + "pav" as in "pavement" without the "ment")Definition (Urban Dictionary style)Epav (verb) To masturbate, especially in a dedicated, focused, or prolonged session. Synonymous with "gooning" or "goon maxxing."

To enter a state of blissful, brain-melt goonery; to edge or stroke for an extended period while losing track of time and responsibilities.

Origin
Coined in a private Discord server by user Carmine. The word started as pure nonsense/silliness and quickly became the group's euphemism for gooning. It was officially added to Urban Dictionary by Cleo.
"Bro where have you been for the last 3 hours?"
"Sorry I was epaving hard to that new playlist."
"I’m not texting anyone tonight, I’m about to epav maxx."
"He said he was ‘just taking a quick shower’ but we all know he was epaving."
"Epav responsibly kids… or don’t. We don’t judge here."
epav by Epav July 15, 2026