The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.

Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?

Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?

Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.

Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?

Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.

Eyemuffs by Enlicensed One May 7, 2009

eyemuff

Similar to an earmuff, but covering the eyes. Used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material.

Person 1: Check out this pic of boobies.
Person 2: Eyemuff your five year-old son first.

eyemuff by Aleidatron May 26, 2009

eyeMsU

If you sound it out phonetically it basically means,

imissyou.

eyeMsU angee =X maybe.

eyeMsU by skrappy December 27, 2006

Eyemometer

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

Eyemometer by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Eyemidity

When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.

"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"

Eyemidity by etymologee March 30, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026