eoyem

super sussy amogus am I right?

:eoyem:

by eoyem August 27, 2021

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he is eoyem

by not eoyem August 27, 2021

Eyemuffs

The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.

Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?

Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?

Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.

Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?

Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.

by Enlicensed One May 7, 2009

eyemuff

Similar to an earmuff, but covering the eyes. Used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material.

Person 1: Check out this pic of boobies.
Person 2: Eyemuff your five year-old son first.

by Aleidatron May 26, 2009

eyeMsU

If you sound it out phonetically it basically means,

imissyou.

eyeMsU angee =X maybe.

by skrappy December 27, 2006

Eyemometer

The act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. It is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.

Person 1: Hey dude do you think I need a jacket for when we go outside?

Person 2: Let me use my eyemometer and find out......no we don't need a jacket it's perfect outside.

by TheSafestDanger February 4, 2010

Eyemidity

When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.

"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"

by etymologee March 30, 2017