Eyemidity

When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.

"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"

Eyemidity by etymologee March 30, 2017

eyeginity 

Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks eyes with another person, usually of the opposite sex,for a period longer than 1.86 seconds in which an "Eye fuck" takes place. This can usually be accompanied with a slight smile and/or raising of the eyebrows. Sometimes a person can unwillingly lose their eyeginity to a fugly person at the mall, but this is usually because they are a stoner and not paying attention.

"Shit man, I lost my eyeginity to that nasty blonde at bongs n' such last night, I wasn't even drunk."

eyeginity by Spikedgauntletpunchyourface420 December 21, 2008