The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.

Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?

Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?

Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.

Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?

Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.

Eyemuffs by Enlicensed One May 7, 2009

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Eyesmush

To check out, mentally undress, flirt, intensely stare at, lock eyes with or mentally smush a member of the opposite sex.

Reshmi was totally eyesmushing that hot guy over there.

Eyesmush by Sicarius09 September 9, 2011

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Eyesuswork

A synonym for “Green Apple”.

Man, I’m craving Eyesuswork

Eyesuswork by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018

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ecemsu

An amazing girl name! Means the Queen of water. Also a girl named ecemsu is introvert but loves and cares about her friends. Also she is funny and cute.

I don't trust anyone but ecemsu. She is an amazing person

ecemsu by Mirainct October 9, 2020

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eyemuff

Similar to an earmuff, but covering the eyes. Used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material.

Person 1: Check out this pic of boobies.
Person 2: Eyemuff your five year-old son first.

eyemuff by Aleidatron May 26, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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