envite

A word idiots use when they can't seem to spell " invite "

Why didn't you envite me to your house?

by AC32 October 23, 2013

tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir

The less Agularian form of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Translates to: You will want to make love with me tonight.

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Panties: *drop*

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Parisian panties: *drop*

by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014

Envies

Antis of the K-pop group (G)I-DLE are called Envies. It's a word play of the group's fandom name nevies, as they're truly just envy and secretly fans of (G)I-DLE.

The Envies are truly jobless, sometimes I think they're more of a (G)I-DLE fan than I am lmao

by Noodlelands January 16, 2021

Envisexual

Being sexually attracted to people of whom you are jealous, regardless of their gender or sexuality; A bisexual or pansexual person who is predominantly attracted to people who have traits they lack and/or desire.

That chubby girl must be envisexual, because she will only date skinny people.

by Sara Nayde October 24, 2008

Envie

Noun: a desire or craving, esp. for food

A term used primarily in the South (especially in southeast Louisiana), to describe an extreme desire or craving for something, usually a specific type of food.

From the French word "envie," meaning "a wish or desire."

"For some reason, I've had an envie for french fries lately.. let's go get some now!"

Also, "For some reason, I've had THE envie for french fries lately... let's go get some now!"

by Adhesive February 7, 2009

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

by PBMax June 13, 2008

evite

An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.

"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"

by Pepperman September 29, 2005