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a dumb fuck who does nothing but sleep
guy 1. Hey! Wanna hang out later?
guy 2. Sorry I cant , Im kinda tired and wanna take a nap.
guy 1. Your such an enur
enur by gosuckd May 31, 2021
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nocturnal enuresis 

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.
Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

enurance 

1. The ability to urinate for long periods of time.

2. A mix of endurance and urine.

3. Knowing how to urinate slowly to make it last longer, often used as a method of procrastination
His enurance increased greatly while trying to waste time during English.
enurance by terror-dactyl March 2, 2011

enuresis 

Involuntary passing of urine, usually whilst asleep, resulting in bedwetting.
I had an episode of enuresis last night, now my bed is wet
enuresis by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018

Enuratique 

Making an addendum to an initially highly contrived lie to make the initial assertion seem more true, yet which ultimately has exactly the opposite effect.
I didn't fall off my bicycle accidently, I crashed it purposely to test the durability of the handlebars.

enuratique 

Doing something stupid in public for which you are ridiculed by bystanders, yet you proudly claim, "I meant to do that!" in an effort to avoid shame.
That kid on the skateboard totally enuratiqued himself when he crashed and burned in front of those chicks.
enuratique by The_Liver May 30, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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