enur 

A very retarded person

That guy is enur

enur by Dodolover123 March 8, 2018

enur 

a dumb fuck who does nothing but sleep

guy 1. Hey! Wanna hang out later?
guy 2. Sorry I cant , Im kinda tired and wanna take a nap.
guy 1. Your such an enur

enur by gosuckd May 31, 2021

nocturnal enuresis 

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

nocturnal enuresis by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011

enurance 

1. The ability to urinate for long periods of time.

2. A mix of endurance and urine.

3. Knowing how to urinate slowly to make it last longer, often used as a method of procrastination

His enurance increased greatly while trying to waste time during English.

enurance by terror-dactyl March 2, 2011

enuresis 

Involuntary passing of urine, usually whilst asleep, resulting in bedwetting.

I had an episode of enuresis last night, now my bed is wet

enuresis by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018

Enuratique 

Making an addendum to an initially highly contrived lie to make the initial assertion seem more true, yet which ultimately has exactly the opposite effect.

I didn't fall off my bicycle accidently, I crashed it purposely to test the durability of the handlebars.

Enuratique by Farkity McFarkfark May 30, 2005

enuratique 

Doing something stupid in public for which you are ridiculed by bystanders, yet you proudly claim, "I meant to do that!" in an effort to avoid shame.

That kid on the skateboard totally enuratiqued himself when he crashed and burned in front of those chicks.

enuratique by The_Liver May 30, 2005