Skip to main content

Ensnare the Carebear 

To "Ensnare the Carebear" is to trap and ensnare those whom you know have "a thing" for you or "are in like" with you. They keep them on the hook for their own selfish reasons, usually for financial, emotional or self-esteem related fulfillment.

The key fact here is that the feelings of the "Carebear" are not reciprocated by the one "Ensnaring the Carebear" - they don't like the Carebear but are just leading them on. One who "Ensnares the Carebears" is a Carebear Ensnarer, oft confused with the much similar Jay Amatya, well they are pretty much the same.
A girl one-way webcams (she has a webcam he doesn't) with said guy everyday and does absurd things such as.. say.. eating pretzels seductively. She obviously has some kind of attraction to him whereas he doesn't yet just lets her continue simply because this boosts his ego.

This is only one simple example on how many horrible human beings out there "Ensnare the Carebear" =O
Ensnare the Carebear mug front
Get the Ensnare the Carebear mug.
See more merch

ensnarishment 

The quality of capturing, delaying, or confining through various means, nefarious or otherwise.
1) "It was so hard to get out of bed this morning! My boyfriend's ensnarishment knew no bounds!"

2)"I don't really care to open a Google+ account, but their ensnarishment is so profound, how can I resist forever?"

3)It was a valiant effort, but even with the most powerful solid fuel boosters available, the North Korean rocket could not escape the ensnarishment of Earth's gravitational field.
ensnarishment by ChaucerLite November 18, 2013

Ensnarlment 

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.
Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.
Ensnarlment by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026