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Ensnare the Carebear 

To "Ensnare the Carebear" is to trap and ensnare those whom you know have "a thing" for you or "are in like" with you. They keep them on the hook for their own selfish reasons, usually for financial, emotional or self-esteem related fulfillment.

The key fact here is that the feelings of the "Carebear" are not reciprocated by the one "Ensnaring the Carebear" - they don't like the Carebear but are just leading them on. One who "Ensnares the Carebears" is a Carebear Ensnarer, oft confused with the much similar Jay Amatya, well they are pretty much the same.
A girl one-way webcams (she has a webcam he doesn't) with said guy everyday and does absurd things such as.. say.. eating pretzels seductively. She obviously has some kind of attraction to him whereas he doesn't yet just lets her continue simply because this boosts his ego.

This is only one simple example on how many horrible human beings out there "Ensnare the Carebear" =O
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ensnarishment 

The quality of capturing, delaying, or confining through various means, nefarious or otherwise.
1) "It was so hard to get out of bed this morning! My boyfriend's ensnarishment knew no bounds!"

2)"I don't really care to open a Google+ account, but their ensnarishment is so profound, how can I resist forever?"

3)It was a valiant effort, but even with the most powerful solid fuel boosters available, the North Korean rocket could not escape the ensnarishment of Earth's gravitational field.
ensnarishment by ChaucerLite November 18, 2013

Ensnarlment 

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.
Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.
Ensnarlment by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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