English student

An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)

Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student

English students intrigue me

No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.

English student by English Pro April 30, 2009

english grad student 

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

english grad student by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015