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Energy Shot

The type of shot that is refreshing/makes you feel good in situations like being under the sun and drinking a can of 200ml ice tea to refresh your whole body (or your mouth, both is good).
Joe: Thank god I got the energy shot to keep me going. I was DYING under the tense heat.
Joe 2: ok.
Energy Shot by loletir July 19, 2025
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russian energy shot 

Drinking monster while having sex.
I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.
russian energy shot by Plaier June 20, 2014

Energy Shotguns

A close‑quarters directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of plasma, microwave radiation, or particle scatter. Unlike a ballistic shotgun, an energy shotgun has no pellets to reload; instead, it dumps a capacitor bank into a dispersal lens. At short range, it can flash‑vaporize clothing, disable electronics, or give an opponent a really bad sunburn. Effective against rioters, hostile cyborgs, and anyone who thinks “get off my lawn” is just a saying. Just don’t stand behind the target – the backscatter is real.
Energy Shotguns Example: “He kicked the door open and fired the energy shotgun. The room’s occupants weren’t dead, but their phones, radios, and pacemakers were. Negotiations became surprisingly civil.”
Energy Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy-Directed Shotguns

A close‑range directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of microwave or low‑intensity laser radiation. Unlike plasma shotguns, energy‑directed shotguns do less thermal damage but are more effective against electronics and nerves. They can cause intense pain, disable vehicles, or detonate explosives from a safe distance. Police forces love them for “less lethal” options. The beam spread is adjustable from narrow (a “laser flechette”) to wide (a “microwave broil”).
Energy-Directed Shotguns Example: “The security guard fired the energy‑directed shotgun into the crowd. Everyone’s phones and watches died instantly. The rioters, suddenly disconnected, paused long enough for negotiators to move in.”

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026