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russian energy shot 

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.
russian energy shot by Plaier June 20, 2014

Energy Shotguns

A close‑quarters directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of plasma, microwave radiation, or particle scatter. Unlike a ballistic shotgun, an energy shotgun has no pellets to reload; instead, it dumps a capacitor bank into a dispersal lens. At short range, it can flash‑vaporize clothing, disable electronics, or give an opponent a really bad sunburn. Effective against rioters, hostile cyborgs, and anyone who thinks “get off my lawn” is just a saying. Just don’t stand behind the target – the backscatter is real.
Energy Shotguns Example: “He kicked the door open and fired the energy shotgun. The room’s occupants weren’t dead, but their phones, radios, and pacemakers were. Negotiations became surprisingly civil.”
Energy Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy-Directed Shotguns

A close‑range directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of microwave or low‑intensity laser radiation. Unlike plasma shotguns, energy‑directed shotguns do less thermal damage but are more effective against electronics and nerves. They can cause intense pain, disable vehicles, or detonate explosives from a safe distance. Police forces love them for “less lethal” options. The beam spread is adjustable from narrow (a “laser flechette”) to wide (a “microwave broil”).
Energy-Directed Shotguns Example: “The security guard fired the energy‑directed shotgun into the crowd. Everyone’s phones and watches died instantly. The rioters, suddenly disconnected, paused long enough for negotiators to move in.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004