Energy Shot

The type of shot that is refreshing/makes you feel good in situations like being under the sun and drinking a can of 200ml ice tea to refresh your whole body (or your mouth, both is good).

Joe: Thank god I got the energy shot to keep me going. I was DYING under the tense heat.
Joe 2: ok.

Energy Shot by loletir July 19, 2025

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russian energy shot

Drinking monster while having sex.

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.

russian energy shot by Plaier June 20, 2014

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Energy Shotguns

A close‑quarters directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of plasma, microwave radiation, or particle scatter. Unlike a ballistic shotgun, an energy shotgun has no pellets to reload; instead, it dumps a capacitor bank into a dispersal lens. At short range, it can flash‑vaporize clothing, disable electronics, or give an opponent a really bad sunburn. Effective against rioters, hostile cyborgs, and anyone who thinks “get off my lawn” is just a saying. Just don’t stand behind the target – the backscatter is real.

Energy Shotguns Example: “He kicked the door open and fired the energy shotgun. The room’s occupants weren’t dead, but their phones, radios, and pacemakers were. Negotiations became surprisingly civil.”

Energy Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

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Energy-Directed Shotguns

A close‑range directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of microwave or low‑intensity laser radiation. Unlike plasma shotguns, energy‑directed shotguns do less thermal damage but are more effective against electronics and nerves. They can cause intense pain, disable vehicles, or detonate explosives from a safe distance. Police forces love them for “less lethal” options. The beam spread is adjustable from narrow (a “laser flechette”) to wide (a “microwave broil”).

Energy-Directed Shotguns Example: “The security guard fired the energy‑directed shotgun into the crowd. Everyone’s phones and watches died instantly. The rioters, suddenly disconnected, paused long enough for negotiators to move in.”

Energy-Directed Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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