End of days

The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.

Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia

Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days

End of days by STL446 September 6, 2023

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End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

End of Days person by anonymous March 9, 2022

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Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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