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empty pockets 

A chick that has no ass. The back pockets of her pants are empty and deflated.
That chick was pretty hot, but she had no ass; she had empty pockets.
empty pockets by Mospaniard May 31, 2006
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Empty out your pockets 

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.
"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

Filled pockets, empty sack 

You know what they say. Filled pockets, empty sack.

empty pocket syndrome 

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer
empty pocket syndrome by dherbig April 19, 2011

Empty your pocket! 

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.
Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

Empty Hot Pocket 

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
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