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emplants 

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.
I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.
emplants by TomSki August 2, 2007
The ship between Emily and lane.
"I ship them" yeah Emlane is so cute.

explanentials 

Nath Van Bestien: Steembot mess? explanentials please: )_. YerAwready OLD! Senile n thta ken ;) xx

Rheanna Scott: "explanentials" .... proven. ;) MEESSSSSS. xx

Nath Van Bestien it is....Exponential
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YA DICK!

Rheanna Scott: aye very good but you said explanentions not exponentials get it roond ye :P
explanentials by yer cat December 28, 2010
A really dumb way to misspell explain. Used when you don't actually want an explanation and are just asking for the giggles.
"What the heck is that, why do you have that, esplane now.
esplane by KnownOriginator April 29, 2021

explanetory 

Something dat supplies clarifying details regarding da Sun's satellite-spheres.
Da infamous, "Are there gaseous clouds around Uranus?" question needs no explanetory words if you just think about it for a moment. :P
explanetory by QuacksO June 24, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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