emotional dick 

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

emotional dick by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

emotional dick pic 

when someone gives you too much information about their problems/ personal life without you asking.

john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.

jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic

emotional dick pic by nicoleko March 27, 2020

emotional dick pic 

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

emotional dick pic by K.leesi January 24, 2020

sucking my emotional dick 

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

sucking my emotional dick by mannhole April 26, 2010