john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or betteropinion 2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)