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emonomics 

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?
emonomics by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009
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emotomic bomb 

A sudden blast of overwrought emo that comes out of nowhere, usually caused by something that just happened in the user's life but which no one witnessing the emo is yet aware of; often peppered with four-letter words.
"After today, I'm am only using Twitter for self-promotion purposes. Fuck this. Fuck the celebration of mediocrity! Fuck it all!"

"Whoa, what's with the emotomic bomb, Oppenheimer?"
emotomic bomb by shockist March 24, 2009
Emotionally inpet by the act of cutting
Dude look at his wrist he totally does emotomy.
emotomy by shycutter September 28, 2009

emotomania 

an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression
glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad
emotomania by oppositation June 22, 2024

emotomania 

an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression
Glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad
emotomania by oppositation June 22, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026