A sudden blast of overwrought emo that comes out of nowhere, usually caused by something that just happened in the user's life but which no one witnessing the emo is yet aware of; often peppered with four-letter words.
"After today, I'm am only using Twitter for self-promotion purposes. Fuck this. Fuck the celebration of mediocrity! Fuck it all!"
an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression
glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad
an affliction where someone obesses over how they consant feel a certain way and romantiscises this fact to the point of making it a part of their personality infamously seen on platforms like tumblr with depression
Glyphy has such emotomania they're always talking about how they are sad
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.