emobaby 

One who is easily subject to depressive behavior and will often experience symptoms of self-pity, crying and occasionally, acts of self-inducing pain. An emobaby does not necessarily have to be of punk nature (emos), but may follow the same ideologies.

Many emobabies cry in their pillows, and make feeble poems and notes on their xanga or facebook walls in attempt for pity remarks from their friends.

mary: what? you had sex with jessica last night?
joe: cmon mary, i was totally wasted last night and it was only for shits and lols
mary: thats it, we're over with!
joe: stop being an emobaby and suck on my wiener

emobaby by ua89 March 21, 2008

Emobaby 

The beta version of the emo nigger

Guy 1: I already told you an emobaby is a fucking beta emo nigger
Guy 2: shut up asswipe

Emobaby by GigachadBlack69 April 17, 2022

Emo baby clay 

An baby that is emo that has its head signed by all of its moms friends.

OMG is that emo baby clay he’s so emo.

Emo baby clay by Emo baby clays mother February 19, 2022

emo baby 

a small child dressed like an emo because their property-obsessed, zinfandel-drinking, Espace-driving, D+G hunting parents think it's cute, and besides, Bethany and Aloysius have brought their child the same miniature reproductions of the designer tat most depressing..ive teens buy, but at forty times the price.

'oh do tell me where little Ozymandis got the Gerard Way 'do'
'i had to have Al Opecia do it. a snip at £260'
'i'll send my little ones there too. he looks quite the emo baby!'
'you know Jocasta, they might even start cutting themselves!'
'YA! YA! *snort*'

emo baby by Max Biggins January 30, 2007