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emmasexual 

the attraction to emmas and nobody who is non emma
“omg emma is so hot i literally am i’m love with her, i might be emmasexual.”
emmasexual by emma.churilov December 2, 2021
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005

emusexual 

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.
emusexual by SWP May 6, 2005

Elmosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Elmo. Usually about 3-6 year olds.
"Tickle me Elmo Makes Me Elmosexual"
Elmosexual by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
emosexual by LaDeeDa6 December 28, 2005
Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.
"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."

"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."

"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."
Emosexual by jimmy kane January 5, 2009