Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas.
If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness.

There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
Todd - Hey dude , I'm kinda low on crystal meth.

Jeff - Bro , that's not good.

Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ?

Jeff - ya , I guess
by Microwave_Confessions August 28, 2022
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