When your faced with the only option to take a dump. Very common when one is faced with difficult task or anxiety.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
by Akutbajsa August 23, 2007
Get the Emergency poo mug.You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.
There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".
This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).
There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".
This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).
Mark: Oh man I've eaten way too much, my gut is going to explode
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!
by MikeL1983 December 21, 2006
Get the Emergency Pooh mug.The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.
by Exell April 28, 2017
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n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
Get the poo-mergency mug.(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011
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