emcel 

Emotionally celibate; a women who receives no emotional commitment or love from men.

Stacy is so used up, she’s an emcel!

emcel by cincin April 23, 2019

Emcel 

A loyal fan and viewer of the Twitch streamer, ExtraEmily.

Being a believer emcel in ExtraEmily's chat is bound to pay off eventually.

Emcel by Jinteki February 21, 2023

Emeli Sande 

Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.

Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna

Emeli Sande by Truthbespat April 2, 2013

Emelda 

Has a heart of gold. She’s a very caring person who will love you Infinity and will never judge you. She is the one people love going to for advice or to just have her around. She’s funny, outgoing, bitchy, the mom of the group but most of all amazing. Emelda is the one to have a round all she wants to do is love you.

Them: Hey where’s emelda, we need her?

Emelda by Sunnygirl85 May 18, 2019

Microsoft Excel 

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.

We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.

Microsoft Excel by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

emcee call 

a writer of rhymes
a boxer of beats
a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas

...

Human 1: is that the emcee they call 'CALL'?
Human 2: nah, son... that's a CALLogram
Human 1: say huh?
Human 2: it's a 3-D rendering of the emcee call... it's for our protection... no mortal has ever looked CALL in the eyes and survived to tell the tale

emcee call by Chris Hemsworth September 9, 2013

Ecelectric

A word used to describe a form of music that uses a combination of many styles and instruments that are mixed with the aid of electronic equipment.

I went to see an ecelectric music performance.

Ecelectric by richecc October 13, 2020