elvis shit

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The process where you take a shit and die.....with your pants at your ankles

elvis died taking an elvis shit. Just like Lou Goering died of Lou Goering's disease.

elvis shit by drewman05 August 25, 2009

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Shit that Killed Elvis

Referring to anything and everything that is awesome.

Most commonly reffering to alcohol, weed, pills, or anything else that will get you jacked up.

This Jager is the shit that kill Elvis.

Omg, that pot was most definitly the shit that killed Elvis.

Shit that Killed Elvis by syndrath April 15, 2009

the shit that killed elvis

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.

Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!

the shit that killed elvis by Rai Bai Bai February 19, 2009

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

The shit that killed elvis by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

The Shit That Killed Elvis by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

Shit-Pipe Elves by bumflute July 25, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026