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The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
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elison garcia 

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

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Ellyson is a very beautiful and caring figure she will all ways be by your side once you make friends with her Ellyson is very nice and caring she is also very athletic and attractive.
Ellyson is amazing
Ellyson by Chicken Nugget Lord November 18, 2018

ellon musk 

he bought and deleted fortnite and saved the world from virginity.
ellon musk buys and deleats fortnite world extincion saved
Elison is a boss
Elison by fdqhjk January 1, 2012