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The biggest shmeat-head you’ll ever meet.
Man that feller Elison is the biggest shmeat I know!
Elison by 5048 February 26, 2019
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elison garcia 

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
elison garcia by classmates ;) November 15, 2010

garrett elison 

A bad ass mother fucker
garrett elison by Ggelite May 20, 2018
A romantic and friendship pairing for two gorgeous young ladies Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse) and Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell) in the show Pretty Little Liars that the whole fandom is dying to see happen
Girl 1: OMG did you see the Emison scene yesterday!!!

Girl 2: YASSS OMG Emison IS ENDGAME
Emison by table cloth August 18, 2014

edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later
1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.
edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008
Elidona is a gorgeous girl that everybody loves. She is a smart talker and has a smart mind. Everyone loves her as she is kind and cherishing. However she can be over protective be it family or friends. You would always have fun with her and she knows how to lighten up someone’s day.
Elidona is trustworthy.
elidona by Aisle😍 April 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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