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ellendale 

me: “hey, are you from ellendale?”
friend: “yes....?”
me: “your mom probably banged my dad then”
ellendale by sillllyyyywillllyyy January 1, 2018
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Ellendale 

A small town in southeastern North Dakota near the South Dakota border. Home to the Trinity Bible College and literally one of the worst college football teams ever (there is a book about it). Also has an annual AppleFest, although apples are never actually involved.
I used to live in Ellendale; I took part in the AppleFest parade.
Ellendale by Charlotte Argail July 19, 2012

ellendale sprinkler 

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.
That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.
ellendale sprinkler by SummerTeeth February 1, 2015

Allendale 

A person who is able to speak both English and German, and even Filipino on occasion, and frequently participates in homo erotic acts. These people also partake in being huge douches.
Hey, Allendale! Drop that Lucky Lager, and come toss my salad!
Allendale by OQ22 February 16, 2009

Allendale 

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.
"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."
Allendale by ziinnia November 18, 2018

Allendale Sneaker

When one of your room mates goes home for the weekend and you throw a party and someone ends up having sex in that persons bed.
"Man Chaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out he got the Allendale Sneaker last night."

"Awh Man! there's residue everywhere! somebody totally gave me the Allendale Sneaker this weekend!"
Allendale Sneaker by backdoorbobo69 December 8, 2009

Allendale 

A hellish school filled with dickheaded adults and even more dickheaded students. It is in Lake Villa, Illinois.
All of them are fucktards.
I'd know since I went to Allendale from Summer 2012 to Early 2018.
Allendale by acorn5687 August 24, 2019
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