ellagible

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Entitled to something due to your first name's being "Ella".

Why should merely what your first name is be a deciding factor on whether you're ellagible for some benefit or status --- shouldn't ANY woman in similar circumstances be given said allowance or privilege?

ellagible by QuacksO January 17, 2025

Words you can keep

Bowl Eligible

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Eligible Puss

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

Eligible Puss by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

Ellaville

Small town in South West Georgia where there’s nothing to do and no one to do, unless you travel 15 miles to Americus.

Random Guy- “There ain’t nothin to do in this town.”

Other Random Guy- “Yeah i know, we’re in Ellaville.”

Ellaville by Big-Cock-On-Glock October 30, 2019

Ellaville

Middle-of-nowhere Georgia where the only fun a person can have is traveling 15 miles to the 'big town' of Americus.

girl- gah! there's nothing to do!
boy- no wonder... we're in Ellaville!

Ellaville by Bobo-ba-dittin-dotten July 28, 2009

eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

eligible bachelor by Ecce October 6, 2004

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026