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Bowl Eligible
Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.
Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014
Eligible Puss
Eligible Puss by Another frat guy December 2, 2019
Ellaville
Middle-of-nowhere Georgia where the only fun a person can have is traveling 15 miles to the 'big town' of Americus.
Ellaville by Bobo-ba-dittin-dotten July 28, 2009
eligible bachelor
el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
eligible bachelor by Ecce October 6, 2004
seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.