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Bowl Eligible 

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.
Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.
Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Eligible Puss 

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.
Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.
Eligible Puss by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

Ellaville 

Small town in South West Georgia where there’s nothing to do and no one to do, unless you travel 15 miles to Americus.
Random Guy- “There ain’t nothin to do in this town.”

Other Random Guy- “Yeah i know, we’re in Ellaville.”
Ellaville by Big-Cock-On-Glock October 30, 2019

Ellaville 

Middle-of-nowhere Georgia where the only fun a person can have is traveling 15 miles to the 'big town' of Americus.
girl- gah! there's nothing to do!
boy- no wonder... we're in Ellaville!

eligible bachelor 

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
eligible bachelor by Ecce October 6, 2004

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far