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electron cock 

Having a cock the size of an electron.

An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.

You see where I'm going with this ...
Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.

"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
electron cock by Jamie Douglas November 22, 2006
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ELECTROCOCK 

Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.
Last night when i used my electrocock i gave my girlfriend an orgasim for the first time.
ELECTROCOCK by jhg September 3, 2007

Electrocockulated 

When your heated sex doll gets wet and you attempt to penetrate, you get electrocockulated.
When my friend Tony attempted to have
sex with his heated sex doll in
the bath tub, he was
electrocockulated.