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Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...
1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.
Electrocunt by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

electrocute 

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.
Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.
electrocute by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008

Electrocution 

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.
You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.
Electrocution by MrPang October 14, 2010

electrocuted 

A severe, sudden and powerful surge of electricity entering your organic being and frying your inside bits.
You can survive being electrocuted if your feet are rubbery.
electrocuted by BennyBenny July 10, 2019