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Elbow Jockey 

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.
Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.
Elbow Jockey by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

Bad Joke Elbow 

The act of elbowing a friend or acquaintance in the face following a conversation-killing bad joke while simultaneously shouting "Bad Joke Elbow"
Girl #1: I have a head ache.

Girl #2: More like you have a give-too-much-head ache.

Girl #1: Bad Joke Elbow! (Violently elbows Girl #2 in the face, possibly leading to concussion)
Bad Joke Elbow by ThatDude83 October 20, 2012