Definitions by ThatDude83

Bad Joke Elbow 

The act of elbowing a friend or acquaintance in the face following a conversation-killing bad joke while simultaneously shouting "Bad Joke Elbow"

Girl #1: I have a head ache.

Girl #2: More like you have a give-too-much-head ache.

Girl #1: Bad Joke Elbow! (Violently elbows Girl #2 in the face, possibly leading to concussion)

Bad Joke Elbow by ThatDude83 October 20, 2012

Thirsty Raccoon 

a sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, then proceeds the punch her in each eye giving her instant black eyes.

My friend's girlfriend was on her period, so he gave her a thirsty raccoon.

Thirsty Raccoon by ThatDude83 September 8, 2010