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elastic girl 

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas
Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
elastic girl by 7akeshi September 10, 2018
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Elastigirl 

The true thicc mommi
Me: I’m actually gay for elastigirl tbh
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g
Elastigirl by sodium-chloride June 27, 2018

ELASTIGIRL 

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.
Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice
ELASTIGIRL by pat bateman April 3, 2005

ELASTIGIRL 

Elastigirl, the most loving person on earth. By far the most flexible person out there. Always there by your side when you need. Is a gentle, kind hearted soul, she has the best personally in the world. Big dreamy brown eyes, short flowing hair and the biggest heart.
I love you elastigirl!
ELASTIGIRL by beach. com February 25, 2021

ELASTIGIRL 

Elastigirl, literally the best girl on earth, has the biggest heart and the most wonderfulest personality. big beautiful brown eyes and short, flowing brown hair. She is always there when you need her and doesn't care about what you look like but what is on the inside. She's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever see.
I am a fan of elastigirl!
ELASTIGIRL by beach. com February 25, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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