El Churro' 

A large boned individual that often has powdered sugar on his face, that has the ability to feel the magnetism of donuts and churros at 30 paces. El Churro' is also a crime fighter and a debonair ladies man. El Churro' has limited control once donuts are in close proximity and is a slave to his desires. El Churro' loves a wild tale and is to willing enter a dance off at a moments notice. El Churro' is often leading his mariachi band.

Bystander 1: Who is that leading the Mariachi Band?

Bystander 2: That's El Churro'

El Churro' by Thehammatime August 29, 2021