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A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 17, 2021
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A large boned individual that often has powdered sugar on his face, that has the ability to feel the magnetism of donuts and churros at 30 paces. El Churro' is also a crime fighter and a debonair ladies man. El Churro' has limited control once donuts are in close proximity and is a slave to his desires. El Churro' loves a wild tale and is to willing enter a dance off at a moments notice. El Churro' is often leading his mariachi band.
Bystander 1: Who is that leading the Mariachi Band?

Bystander 2: That's El Churro'
by Thehammatime August 30, 2021
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