el Clapo

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(n) Gonorrhea a.k.a. "the clap" with a spanish twist. Slightly less severe than "the clap" because of the cool european influence.
One of the manifestations of el Clapo is how the tightness of clothes switches with both guys and girls. The male pants become considerably tighter, whereas the female pants get increasingly baggier. This trend is common to other articles of clothing.

Man, Steuart did it with that stripper from Barcelona and got el Clapo. It's kind of wierd, he wears tight shit now.

Maddy started wearing those genie pants as soon as she got el Clapo.

el Clapo by corporate piggy March 5, 2009

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El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.

Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf

El Chapo by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

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El Chapo

"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.

El Chapo by Steve Big January 20, 2016

El Chapo Supreme

When you stick your dick in a chimichanga and cum inside it.

Dude I did an El Chapo Supreme and gave it to my neighbor Karen

El Chapo Supreme by MembersOnlyVape May 27, 2018

El Chapo

When you do two lines of cocaine at the same time; one bill in each nostril, snorted simultaneously.

Person A: Hey man, I just picked up an 8ball of some fishscale grade schneek. Want to do an El Chapo?

Person B: Fuck yeah! There isn't anything better than starting the night with an El Chapo!

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El Chapo by BrianJuan May 24, 2016

El Chapo Slingshot

A driving maneuver in which an individual of class and taste accelerates through a left turn by reaching through the driver's-side window, grasping a conveniently located streetlight pole, and swinging herself (and car) 720° around said pole, thereby launching her car forward at a briefly supersonic speed.

"Holy shit, did you hear the sonic boom when that individual of class and taste pulled that sick El Chapo Slingshot?"

El Chapo Slingshot by anonymous January 18, 2022

El Chapo

When a Hispanic friend is too scared to ask out another Hispanic person.

-Does he like that girl Sabrina again?
-Yeah dude, but he's an El Chapo when it comes to asking her out.

El Chapo by H41LHYDR4 August 24, 2015

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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