When you hear about Elvira Eklund you always get a Bowner. She’s like a hamburger meal, she is so tasty. If you have a Elvira Eklund you need to keep her in bed. Hold on to her tightly

Dude- I slept with Elvira Eklund yesterday
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Elvira Eklund by Hajjsan November 2, 2019

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Elundis Core

The Elundis Core is a sphere of infinite mass, and likewise, infinite density. It measures a mere 6.2 meters in diameter, and is devoid of any color. Should TTS receive enough messages containing "L_?", it will activate. No one knows what will happen, should the Elundis Core activate. No one knows where it lies dormant. The last time it was activated was 14 billion years ago, which is as old as our universe.

Dude, don't say Elundis Core so much. We don't know how much more until it activates. VI VON ZULUL

Elundis Core by PASTOR VI VON June 12, 2019

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The Elundis Core

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The Elundis Core by AnonymousCoochie July 20, 2019

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Elise Ecklund

The girl on YouTube who plays the uke really well. She’s just a big meme. Making songs out of comments, torturing her ears, and being a big mood!

“Hi guys, I’m Elise Ecklund. Today’s gonna be revolutionary because I am going to be torturing my ear holes for the sake of entertainment!”

Elise Ecklund by Trashing stardust June 17, 2019

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