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Ex cop who smokes alot of pot, from nigeria drives a mule takes ecstacy and eats lots of cherry tomatoes. Does not like birds but doesnt mind wings on a tuesday. Drinks excessive amounts of lemonade. Loves the maccarana but not a fan of the dougie. Shares pizza with friends but will never share fries. Eitels are awesome. But can be very mean if you dont bring them beef patties on friday mornings between the hours of 9am -11am. Eitels are tall but have short toes. Beware.
Eitel man. Hahaha thats eitel dude
Pop the eitel im sweating woooo
eitel by peter gram January 22, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
Mii from the Creepypasta Wii Deleted You
basically HELLO UR WII HAS VIRUS
person 1
look i made eteled
person 2
wow... OH LOOKI OUT
person 1
what the AAAAAAAAA
eteled by Joseetion July 11, 2021
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The most amazing person I’ve ever met. She is GORGEOUS (despite her saying she isn’t). She enjoys the simple things in life, like texting her good morning. She may seem tough on the outside but she is the sweetest person ever. She is the best listener and truly does care about you once you get to know her. She is the best best friend you could ever have. She would make the best girlfriend but you should know that it would be good idea to take notes on what she likes and what she doesn’t. Devote your time to her, she is like a puzzle, but remember the closer and closer you get to solving that puzzle you will start to reveal this person that you wish you could’ve seen earlier. Estella is one you want to always be around and will keep you thinking about on the daily. Not to mention the great memories you’ll make with her.
I used to feel lost and see the world as gray and black but once I met Estella she made my world turn to color.
Estella by kaylareese May 9, 2018
A name for females which is derived from the word Eiffel of the Eiffel Tower.

ee-fel.
Key and Eifelle's a perfect match for each other!
Eifelle by Eifelle August 7, 2011
Estelle is the kindest , happiest, prettiest and funniest chic you will ever meet! Your blessed if you have an Estelle in your life.
I saw an Estelle today calming down a crying little kid who she didn’t know how kind 😊
Estelle is a literal angel 👼 she is the sweetest, nicest , funniest and the prettiest girl you will ever met! She is actually an angel she is incredibly nice to everyone and is always smiling. She gives out the best advice and is happy to talk about absolute anything. If you ever meet an Estelle become close with her you won’t regret it!
I meet Estelle 8 years ago and she is still my best friend!
The most stunning woman in the world. She is a walking oxymoron. She is innocent yet knowing, beautiful and intelligent, sensible but fun. Estelle is a keeper.
I fell in love with Estelle the day I met her
Estelle by ghj876 July 22, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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