WII

"Whacked it instead," "Whack it instead," or "Whacking it instead." - Pronounced 'WEE'
Term used to describe someone who stays at home and/or locked in his or her room to supposedly 'whack it' rather than be social. This person will typically come up with excuses such as "I have work" to justify their self-confinement, but the extent of their personal removal from society suggests that they are probably WII.
Person A - "Why didn't John come to the movie?"
Person B - "Oh John, he can't come, he's WII"
by Vandy07 September 22, 2006
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Wii Wii

(n)- A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
(n)- a Mispronounciation of The Nintendo Wii
1.) Chad, can i fondle with your Wii Wii on Saturday?
2.) Angela, do you have a Wii Wii?
3.) I'm gonna fuck your Wii Wii tommorow.
4.) Hey dad, can i have a Wii Wii for Christmas?
5.) Yes son, i'll get you a Wii Wii for Christmas and you and your friends can play with it.
6.) Let's do some boxing with my Wii wii
7.) Let's bowl with my Wii Wii
8.) Dude your Wii Wii is malfunctioning.
9.) We will play with your Wii Wii on the Wiikend.
10.) Let's have genital to genital connections with your Wii.
by Frank Wensel January 04, 2007
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wii

A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.
The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.
by Alfie the Horndog February 09, 2008
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Wii

Something you can't find.
Clueless Shopper, "Where are you're Wii's."

Clerk begins to laugh
by Mr. Morgan December 09, 2007
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Wii

When two asians come to your door and say "we would like to play" then you let the two strangers in your house and play a game with them.
"Mom!! two asian strangers wanna come in so i can play a game with them!"

wii
by jcfnxsgvhhhhhtrh February 20, 2010
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wiiings

Redbull's alternative word for wings so they have a reason to not get sued for not actually giving people wings.
Me: I'm sueing you because it doesn't give me wings
Redbull: No, we said it gives you wiiings
by SDAmuzus December 26, 2017
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wii

"Wii" is the release name of the console codenamed Revolution by Nintendo Corporation due to be released in 2006.

It is pronounced similar to "we".
by Dude, where's my bagel? April 27, 2006
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