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An Eijaks is an anomaly of a person. For example, they radiate an extremely cursed aura which makes it difficult to process them saying something normal for once. They are the type of person to hand out some intricate type of food on halloween instead of candy, solely to see the confused look on somebody’s face. They are a living NPC, you simply can’t imagine them in a normal setting, and that’s what makes them so fun to be around. Get yourself an Eijaks.
Why the fuck did they put deviled eggs in my bag of candy?
Oh yeah, that’s Eijaks , they do that to trick-or-treaters every year
eijaks by _Gubs_999 May 27, 2021
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Eijaks is the funniest person around and is really good at everything he tries!
Yoo have you heard about eijaks? He's so cool!
eijaks by onecoolanon July 21, 2021
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