eijaks

An Eijaks is an anomaly of a person. For example, they radiate an extremely cursed aura which makes it difficult to process them saying something normal for once. They are the type of person to hand out some intricate type of food on halloween instead of candy, solely to see the confused look on somebody’s face. They are a living NPC, you simply can’t imagine them in a normal setting, and that’s what makes them so fun to be around. Get yourself an Eijaks.

Why the fuck did they put deviled eggs in my bag of candy?
Oh yeah, that’s Eijaks , they do that to trick-or-treaters every year

eijaks by _Gubs_999 May 27, 2021

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Eijaks is the funniest person around and is really good at everything he tries!

Yoo have you heard about eijaks? He's so cool!

eijaks by onecoolanon July 21, 2021

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eijaks • Eijakkusu

Eijakkusu

Japanese for an incredibly smart, funny and creative girl / boy / other. Holds a special meaning in the heart of others.

Ajax (Eijakkusu) is amazing person! / エージャックスは素晴らしいです"

You can do it Ajax (Eijakkusu)! / あなたはそれをエージャックス行うことができます！

Eijakkusu by arsonboy January 10, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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