eggjob 

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

eggjob by ryan July 22, 2004

eggjob 

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

eggjob by jackass April 17, 2004

Egg Job 

The act of receiving fellatio from a female counter part whilst indulging in a Big M Egg Flip. Referred to by some as the holy grail of sexual experiences.

Made particularly rare by the fact that the Big M Egg flip hadn't been seen since the early 90s and is only back for a limited time.

Guy 1: Mate, I went down to 7/11 last night and picked up a Big M egg flip and got this bird to give me an egg job later on. Was the best thing thats ever happened to me!

Guy 2: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.

Egg Job by knackerbags October 10, 2010

eggmobile 

Eggman's hovercraft. AKA "Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft."

The Eggmobile is Eggman's mecha used in boss fights

eggmobile by DocEggman March 4, 2005

Eggsob 

Non alcoholic eggnog. The nog in eggnog is replaced with sob, due to nog being an abbreviation of the middle English word for a type of mug used for serving alcohol. Sob is an abbreviation of the old English word, sobrius meaning not drunk.

Guy 1: Dude, this eggsob is delicious!

Guy 2: It's pronounced eggnog, man

Eggsob by qm63 December 1, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019