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scrambled egg face 

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
scrambled egg face by Lister March 17, 2003

Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
Egg in face by thteer January 15, 2013

egg on my face 

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.
egg on my face by JCW2001 March 18, 2011

egg on your face

To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.
"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".
egg on your face by VaNellie September 28, 2005

Egg on your face

Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.
Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.

Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.
Egg on your face by koravar July 20, 2010

Egg on my face 

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.
Egg on my face by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017