eexiang is someone who is always there to support the important people in their life, and doesn't break their promises. They show up for their friends and family, and are always there when they're needed. But he also likes big black oily man.
Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.
Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.
Butch: Wow? Really?
Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.
As I travel along the "Internet Highway" I will stop off at some of the many eExits or websites along the way to find the things that I need for our family.