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EEOC
The one socialist stronghold of the federal government consisting of subversive red diaper doper baby lawyers hailing from such unprogressive schools as NYU and Berkeley who specialize in strongarming corporate America into having lax corporate policies in the name of sensitivity and inclusion.
EFOCs
A term for large sums of paper money place in an unmarked envelope typically used for discretionary spending on unnecessary or obscenely expensive activities or items.
1) Shawn Kemp gives his baby mommas EFOCs for child support with what is left of his Supersonic earnings.
2) EFOC’s are commonly used by people of substantial wealth and class, who choose not to participate in recessions or other economic downturns, to partake in bottle-popping contest, play craps or purchase murdered-out Ferrari’s. See YouTube's "Bert the Broker".
3) The Oakland Raiders gave Jamarcus Russell so many EFOCs that he started caring less about football and more about buffets.
2) EFOC’s are commonly used by people of substantial wealth and class, who choose not to participate in recessions or other economic downturns, to partake in bottle-popping contest, play craps or purchase murdered-out Ferrari’s. See YouTube's "Bert the Broker".
3) The Oakland Raiders gave Jamarcus Russell so many EFOCs that he started caring less about football and more about buffets.
EFOCs by Terry Magnum May 27, 2010
eefected
(ee-ˈfek-tid) adj. - with the emphasis on both the first syllable and the second, ie. EE-FEK-ted, and having as its object usu. a person displaying the effects of being affected and simultaneously infected by any new idea, set of beliefs or by the adoption of some new technology and is displaying symptoms in any variety of irregular, uncharacteristic, annoying or irrational behavior(s).
"That lady shouldn't be driving while texting. She's all over the place. She's been eefected."
Joel, "Why are people trampling to get into Walmart?"
Danny, "Dunno. They're eefected."
Joel, "Why are people trampling to get into Walmart?"
Danny, "Dunno. They're eefected."
eefected by yhbMuted.0x029a November 23, 2009
Eèfuck
Eèfuck by BBK Katie/ YBN Kee March 28, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.