Electronic wordDodo. An electronic version of the traditional wordDodo, and has steadfastly persevered in the traditions of the paper wordDodo, even in the face of being firewalled by USAFA administration (cadets are banned from access to the site, though there have been many workarounds to beat the censorship).
EDWO is a term used to compliment another person. Calling someone an EDWO tells them how great of a person they are. EDWO are caring, understanding, intelligent, trustworthy and noble. They are also known as being witty, sassy, and a bad ass in their own unique way. They are quite talented in what they do and are willing to take on enormous tasks to achieve accomplishments. EDWO make the best of friends and if you can find an EDWO hold on to them, they will prove them self time after time.
Parent: Son I got a notification, your teacher just posted an assignment on Edmodo.
Student: Ok mother/father!
Mentally: That bitch! (the teacher who uploaded)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.